06 January, 2012
I was going through some old files on my computer yesterday and came across some shots from a photoshoot I did a while ago. Quite a while ago in fact. Way back when I had blonde hair. Well ok, it was only about 2 years ago but still. Also, redheads have more fun than blondes I can tell you.
Anyway, getting back on topic. I came across these photos and it gave me a good laugh. In fact, the events of this photoshoot were probably some of the funniest I've ever experienced on a photoshoot. Here's a little taste, and then I'll set the scene for you.
So I mixed up some food dye and condensed milk (yummy!), dressed myself in my best sexy/inappropriate funeral attire, roped in The Man for some kinky role play and headed to a darkened back street to play little miss murder.
Towards the end of the shoot when I was covered in yummy, sticky 'blood' and posed venemously above The Man, meat cleaver in hand I was suddenly blinded by some very bright lights that were not photographer-related. I stood confused for a moment before a deep voice boomed over a loud speaker 'PUT DOWN THE CLEAVER AND SLOWLY APPROACH THE VEHICLE!'