06 January, 2012

Black Widow

I was going through some old files on my computer yesterday and came across some shots from a photoshoot I did a while ago. Quite a while ago in fact. Way back when I had blonde hair. Well ok, it was only about 2 years ago but still. Also, redheads have more fun than blondes I can tell you.

Anyway, getting back on topic. I came across these photos and it gave me a good laugh. In fact, the events of this photoshoot were probably some of the funniest I've ever experienced on a photoshoot. Here's a little taste, and then I'll set the scene for you.

Pretty tame, right?

So a while ago when I was still trying out different styles of pin up, I decided to dip my toe into the world of fetish/horror albeit very mildly. The concept was the 'Black Widow' a glamourous vixen who lured wealthy men into her clutches only to murder them and gain their fortunes. Sounded like fun.

So I mixed up some food dye and condensed milk (yummy!), dressed myself in my best sexy/inappropriate funeral attire, roped in The Man for some kinky role play and headed to a darkened back street to play little miss murder.

Can you see where this is going?

Towards the end of the shoot when I was covered in yummy, sticky 'blood' and posed venemously above The Man, meat cleaver in hand I was suddenly blinded by some very bright lights that were not photographer-related. I stood confused for a moment before a deep voice boomed over a loud speaker 'PUT DOWN THE CLEAVER AND SLOWLY APPROACH THE VEHICLE!'

Whoopsie! It was the po-po! And apparently, my fake blood making abilities were too realistic for their liking. So realistic in fact that they refused to get out of the car. Once the photographer emerged from the bushes and The Man got up safely from his resting place in the middle of the road the police seemed a little more at ease.

Does it really look THAT bad?

Despite us explaining to them that it was a photoshoot they were still very reluctant to get out of the car. In fact they flat out refused. They politely asked us to finish up and then move along. To this day I'm not sure if they just happened to be cruising past or if someone called it in.

After we got over the initial shock of being raided by the cops we found it entirely hilarious. Although I must say, it didn't fill me with confidence for our boys in blue...what would they have done if it WAS real? They certainly seemed scared out of their wits!

Although, I suppose it's not everyday you stumble across a woman covered in blood meat cleaving her man to death now, is it?

2 comments (+add yours?)

Melissa {Suger} said...

Baaahaha. Errr no, it's not every day that you see something like that.

LOVE these pics. Creepy but fabulous. You look GREAT as a murderess.

Sheri Bomb said...

Haha why thank you...I'll keep that in mind ;)

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